Brittney Spears Is a Dumb Media Loving Whore

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Brittney Spears Is a Dumb Media Loving Whore

"Holy Shit I was so drunk that I did not even know I was married" Those exact words were uttered by Mrs. Spears just hours after she was joined in matrimony to her child hood friend. What the fuck, who in gods name gets married, especially when there drunk. At what point would the normal person say Wha, Wha, What the god-damn shit loving hell, what am I doing? No you ass hole priest I don't, you hear me? I fucking don't. Her spokes woman came out and said they were two kids who were having a fun time in Las Vegas. That's NOT a reasonable reason, that's not even close to reasonable! Nobody and I mean NOBODY gets married for fun; I don't care how drunk you are. The truth is that there are two possibilities as to why this would happen. The first is that Miss. Spears may not fucking normal. Don't even dare ask me who normal is. Anyway this would be a stretch for anyone other than her and Madonna, so it's obviously not the reason that she was wed. The other and more probable reason is that she was looking for a quick pick-me-up for her career. Ok she was hot in seventh grade, before she was rammed by Justin. Once we learned she lost her virginity her career was over. Every guy in this country said "son of a bitch" when they learned she had her cherry popped. With her latest release of "toxic" she has effectively stuck the stake in to the coffin of her career.

You know the backlash that would have occurred if she and Janet Jackson had switched places during the Super Bowl. It would have been great for her media whorie-ness she could have grabbed everyone's attention for at least 5 minuets which is longer than anyone in there right mind would listen to one of her albums. Also when Britney was in London, she checked into a hotel under the name Jade Moet. While she was there she rented two very good movies: "Sex Truck" and "Double-D Housewives". You think if she wanted to watch a porno she could get someone else to rent it and give it to her. But no, she wanted the media to know. Britney needs to get off the mic and get on a dildo.

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